Iron Maiden, integrity, and The Daily Mash

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46-year-old Maiden fan Roy Hobbs said: “I go to work doing a job I can’t even be bothered to describe, then I come home and eat either a pie or a casserole with my wife, who is also into Maiden, then we drink a couple of beers and listen toThe Number of the Beast.

“We’re very happy. Why wouldn’t we be?”

Sometimes I wish the Daily Mash would stop doing real world features and go back to doing satire.