The Fringe by the numbers, for Thursday 4th August

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Genetically engineered clones in a love song: 999,999
Transvestites falling off a stage: 1
Inches of rain falling in Edinburgh: 592.
Christmas songs sung to the John Williams Star Wars score: 3.
Factual errors about the Eurovision Song Contest by Mitch Benn: 37
Eurovision fans singing the 1982 UK Eurovision song “One Step Further” by Bardo outside The Stand after listening to Mitch’s song: 2

And that was Thursday at The Fringe!