“You can go to Legoland when you grow up”

The problem with Legolnad is this. When I was young there was only a Legoland in Denmark, and my Mum and Dad said that as a family we couldn’t go… but when I grew up I could go myself if I wanted. Now that I’ve grown up (I have a birth certificate that says so) I can go to Legoland…

…but I’m too old to go on any of the rides, get little Lego kits locked away in a treasure chest in the hotel room, ride the big Lego cars around Traffic School, get free badges over dinner, enter model building contests in the evening, etc…

Harumph.