Answering the Top Ten Unanswerable Questions

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Have to laugh at the latest wheeze from Ask Jeeves, as they promote their Questions and Answers service by providing media outlets (such as The Daily Dust) with ten questions that can’t be answered.

Err… Okay, here they are, and now, with answers.

What is the meaning of life?

42. Easy, next!

Is there a God?

Nope.

Do blondes have more fun?

Nope.

What is the best diet?

Any that follows the Jasper Carrot rule, which reminds you that “this hole” (points to face) is bigger than “this hole” (points down and smiles)

Is there anybody out there?

Well if someone answers, yes, if not, no.

Who is the most famous person in the world?

Sincere look… you are!

What is love?

“Oh baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more. Oh, baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.”

What is the secret to happiness?

Chocolate

Did Tony Soprano die?

Did you see a body? Then no, he’s not dead.

How long will I live?

Longer than whoever came up with this dodgy PR strategy, that’s for sure!