{"id":6998,"date":"2013-01-12T11:52:59","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T10:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ewanspence.com\/blog\/?p=6998"},"modified":"2013-01-12T11:54:37","modified_gmt":"2013-01-12T10:54:37","slug":"the-us-government-will-not-build-a-death-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/2013\/01\/the-us-government-will-not-build-a-death-star\/","title":{"rendered":"The US Government will not build a Death Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but they do want to remind those petitioning The White House to &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/petitions.whitehouse.gov\/response\/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking\">Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016<\/a>&#8221; that they are trying to reduce the national debt, Obama doesn&#8217;t want to blow up planets, and they don&#8217;t want to build it with the current design flaw in the thermal exhaust port.<\/p>\n<p>While the US doesn&#8217;t have (and never will have) a Death Star, they do have a floating robot assistants\u00a0on the Space Station.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but they do want to remind those petitioning The White House to &#8220;Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016&#8221; that they are trying to reduce the national debt, Obama doesn&#8217;t want to blow up planets, and they don&#8217;t want to build it with the current design flaw in the thermal exhaust port. While the US doesn&#8217;t have (and never will have) a Death Star, they do have a floating robot assistants\u00a0on the Space Station.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[25],"tags":[3978,510,3979,3980],"class_list":["post-6998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link-log","tag-death-star","tag-obama","tag-petition","tag-the-white-house","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58Gl0-1OS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}