{"id":3976,"date":"2011-07-11T21:36:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ewanspence.com\/blog\/?p=3976"},"modified":"2011-07-11T21:37:11","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T20:37:11","slug":"the-uk-security-forces-change-out-the-red-terrorist-lightbulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/2011\/07\/the-uk-security-forces-change-out-the-red-terrorist-lightbulb\/","title":{"rendered":"The UK Security Forces change out the red terrorist lightbulb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good news! We’re no longer under "severe" threat of terrorism in the UK… just "substantial". Which naturally still sounds scary. If you want to feel calm, then we’re at level three out of five, where we were at level two yesterday.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure what level one is – it might be "guess what, there really are<\/em> terrorists"?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Good news! We’re no longer under "severe" threat of terrorism in the UK… just "substantial". Which naturally still sounds scary. If you want to feel calm, then we’re at level three out of five, where we were at level two yesterday. I’m not sure what level one is – it might be "guess what, there really are terrorists"?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[25,3],"tags":[2606,2605],"class_list":["post-3976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link-log","category-personal-thoughts-and-messages","tag-security-theatre","tag-terror-alert"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58Gl0-128","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}