{"id":375,"date":"2005-07-12T12:19:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T10:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ewanspence.com\/blog\/?p=375"},"modified":"2005-07-12T17:36:41","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T15:36:41","slug":"its-only-a-flesh-wound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/2005\/07\/its-only-a-flesh-wound\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Only A Flesh Wound"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that I need like a hole in the head&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/moblog.co.uk\/blogs.php?show=2065\">a hole in the head<\/a>. Thanks to the Velux window deciding to open out more than expected behind me, I&#8217;ve managed to clatter my head and create a nice little hole. Lovely. Slap the gauze on, clean the wound, and look like an extra from Scrubs. Thanks, window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that I need like a hole in the head&#8230; &#8230;a hole in the head. Thanks to the Velux window deciding to open out more than expected behind me, I&#8217;ve managed to clatter my head and create a nice little hole. Lovely. Slap the gauze on, clean the wound, and look like an extra from Scrubs. Thanks, window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-thoughts-and-messages","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58Gl0-63","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}