{"id":3140,"date":"2010-09-23T18:39:16","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T18:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ewanspence.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/23\/answering-the-top-ten-unanswerable-questions\/"},"modified":"2010-09-23T18:39:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T18:39:16","slug":"answering-the-top-ten-unanswerable-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/2010\/09\/answering-the-top-ten-unanswerable-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"Answering the Top Ten Unanswerable Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have to laugh at the latest wheeze from Ask Jeeves, as they promote their Questions and Answers service by providing media outlets (such as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailydust.co.uk\/\">The Daily Dust<\/a>) with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/technology-11368424\">ten questions that can\u2019t be answered<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Err\u2026 Okay, here they are, and now, with answers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the meaning of life?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>42. Easy, next!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Is there a God?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Do blondes have more fun?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the best diet?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Any that follows the Jasper Carrot rule, which reminds you that \u201cthis hole\u201d (points to face) is bigger than \u201cthis hole\u201d (points down and smiles)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Is there anybody out there?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well if someone answers, yes, if not, no.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Who is the most famous person in the world?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Sincere look\u2026<\/em> you are!<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is love?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh baby, don&#8217;t hurt me. Don&#8217;t hurt me no more. Oh, baby don&#8217;t hurt me. Don&#8217;t hurt me no more.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>What is the secret to happiness?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chocolate<\/p>\n<p><strong>Did Tony Soprano die?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did you see a body? Then no, he\u2019s not dead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How long will I live?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Longer than whoever came up with this dodgy PR strategy, that\u2019s for sure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have to laugh at the latest wheeze from Ask Jeeves, as they promote their Questions and Answers service by providing media outlets (such as The Daily Dust) with ten questions that can\u2019t be answered. Err\u2026 Okay, here they are, and now, with answers. What is the meaning of life? 42. Easy, next! Is there a God? Nope. Do blondes have more fun? Nope. What is the best diet? Any that follows the Jasper Carrot rule, which reminds you that \u201cthis hole\u201d (points to face) is bigger than \u201cthis hole\u201d (points down and smiles) Is there anybody out there? Well if<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[52],"tags":[1997,1994,2000,1998,1995,1996,1999],"class_list":["post-3140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-web-2point0","tag-answers","tag-ask-jeeves","tag-everything","tag-life","tag-questions","tag-unanswerable","tag-universe","comments-off"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p58Gl0-OE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ewanspence.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}